Things that made me laugh today-
Someone dancing badly with an i-pod walking by my window downtown.
Making a conspiracy theory w/ a co-worker about a secretive business across the street. My thoughts... a meth lab.
Email I got from customer- "I will contact you soon." (leah wonders if that person understands that an email is a form of contact)
Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
~ Cary Grant
Let's face, there's lots of spoiled kids out there...
because you can't spank Grandma.
~ Janet Anderson
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge - others just gargle.
I knew I was drunk. I felt sophisticated and couldn't pronounce it.
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
~ Andy Rooney